Hipsters vs. Superdorks

My man Himmler and me have this ongoing discussion about Macs and Pcs and which computer is doper. Now the arguments are getting a bit stale and now we just argue about who is better at Starcraft. Speaking of which. If anyone out there plays this game and wants to go toe to toe, please please get a hold of me. I love to smoke Starcraft.

anyway, in this here story about zombie computers, the huge elephant in the room is why Macs don’t have the same problem. The story alludes to this later on page two with the quote from the Blaster virus:

“Hey Billy … fix your software.”

As far as I am concerned Macs are definitely safer, more stable and just all around better. The major reason for this is that Apple makes computers for illiterate hipsters whereas Microsoft makes computers (i guess) for computer Superdorks. If you don’t remain vigilant about security and performance with your PC, it will crash and such. Hipsters don’t even know what i’m talking about.

I use Macs because i know enough to know that i dont know enough.

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Sascha Matuszak
Sascha Matuszak

3 thoughts on “Hipsters vs. Superdorks

  1. I’ll be the first to say that if you can (1) handle the price and (2) don’t know how to manage Windows (which can be a fickle bitch) then Apple is the better option. I recommended a macbook for my mama and she loves it. Apple makes cool shit, no doubt about that, I have a hard time paying through the nose for it when there are such attractive alternatives though.

  2. yeah it was a brutal beatdown. I don’t know what happened. Maybe my head was in other places. Charles, being the computer superdork that you are, you must know of a way that we can go fingertip to fingertip in a game of Starcraft across the seas. (or better put: smoke the transoceanic crack pipe). I long for combat.

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