Basic Conversation with a Chengdu Cabbie

Oh shit! Wassup Laowai! Where you from? For real? Where you teach at? You aint a teacher? Where you study at? Oh so you a company man. How much you make? Writer?! Yeah right, lying ass. How long you been here? Holy shit! So you like Chengdu? Can you eat spicy food? Hell no. Really: […]