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Farts in the wind

I like to categorize my friends, even if those categories only last till the end of my breath and the beginning of an action on

Broke Fat White People

Last night I was minding my own business at my man Q’s house in the Pearl District when I get drunk-dialed by Sammy’s ass. He

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