hong kong feet

as of yesterday, China has adopted US-like security measures for all flights. I had to take my shoes off and they took my bottles of liquid. I tried to crack some jokes to keep their minds off of my stankin ass feet. Supposedly the measures have been implemented nationwide. China is very good at campaigns that involve every town and village in the country. Dictates come from on high, meetings are held the next morning, party members are exhorted to carry out the important new policy and the populace learns of it as they watch their plane fly away, shoe-less and arguing to keep their cologne.

More in a few days. Beat. This tour guide shit is for the birds.

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